" He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life. "
" If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness. "
" I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself. "

if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray, via okpizza)


there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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(Source: tearingdowndoors, via neon-vagina)


shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

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Inspired by this fantastic song.

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